Poop, crap, feces, stool, doodoo, turd, excrement, dump, toilet bowl stew, or colon cannonballs. Whatever you call it, chances are you can't talk about going number two without either blushing or snickering. It seems our culture is completely against talking about our bowel movements. It is either considered "gross" or "little boy humour." Yet, constipation appears to be more common than we let on. According to the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons, approximately